Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oh Dear

Little Sass and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they are in Love and want to get married
Sass goes to Jenny's father to ask for her hand
Thinking this is too darn cute, Mr Satter replies
"Sass you are only 10 years old, where will you two live?"
"In Jenny's room" says Sass "It's bigger than mine
and we can both live there nicely"
"Your not old enough to work" says Mr Satter still playing
along, "How will you support Jenny?"
"Our allowances should do just fine" says Sass "she gets
five bucks and I get ten, that's about sixty dollars a
month. We should be able to live just fine on that"
How can I stump this young fellow thinks Mr Satter
"That is wonderful" says Mr Satter "but what will you do
if you two have children of your own?"
Sass shrugs his shoulders and replies "So far we've
been lucky."

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