Hung Like a Horse

A chick and a Horse are out for a stroll one fine Sunday afternoon, when the horse gets stuck in quicksand. "Go to the farm" says the Horse and bring back the porsche. the chick gets the porsche and drives it back. The horse grabs the rear bumper with his teeth and the chick pulls him out. Then the chick gets stuck in the quicksand. "Your too big to drive the porsche" says the chick, "so straddle this quicksand and I'll grab your jewels with my beak and then you can lift me out". This works like a charm and soon the chick is out. After pondering what has happened to them, they realize that if your hung like a Horse, you don't need a porsche to pick up chicks, just big jewels.