Why Dogs can't use Computers

1. He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
2. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
3. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
4. He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
5. It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
6. He can’t stick his head out of Windows