The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather
heavy,not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a
small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman
stepped out.
The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother,
we're going to turn her into a beautiful woman".