Harold found the following ransom note slipped under his front door: "Bring $50,000 to the seventeenth hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. if you ever want to see your wife alive again."
But it was well after 1:00 p.m. by the time he arrived at the designated meeting spot. A masked man stepped from behind a bush and demanded, "You're three hours late. What took you so long?"
"Give me a break!" said Harold, pointing to his scorecard. "I'm a 27 handicap."
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